matturbated:

you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!

me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*

kremlint:

kremlint:

railroadsoftware:

railroadsoftware:

this was such a moment in time captured

an underrated part of this video is at 1:00 when someone off camera speaks complete gibberish

there are a billion things I love about this video. the kiss on the lips. the guy that picks up the cigarette immediately. fuck

the fact they’re all dressed like something that could be called prog slav

(Source: fakeblood)

grumpysalmon:

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

(Source: grumsal)

retiredprince:

person im having sex with: can you actually let me finish first this time?

me: i didnt cum to make friends, i came to win.

(Source: arisell-i)

hollow-clunk-sound-effect:

xeppeli:

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

and the last

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teathattast:

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boi he shittin

(Source: acerebral)

deathtripz:

family guy funny moment

pinkdementors:

breaking news … the color of the year, once again, is pink

kidkendoll:

These boots only magnify his power

(Source: manhood)

theartofobesity:

Earth Mother by Russian painter Andrey Surnov

(Source: sca-nerd)

(Source: cybakiller)

adangerouslust:

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